Why is my life better because I have hay fever today?

Why? Well it just dawned on me... well you see I have been going around sneezing all day long... And we're sitting in the office working today - Tim and me - and Tim has been watching me sneeze away and then he asked me, "Why do you look so blissful every time you sneeze?" (I am sneezing a lot). And I answered, "Well it's because I read that the Buddhists say that there are 4 occasions when we have the chance to experience the Ground Luminosity or Enlightenment in our lives... when we are born, when we die, when we have orgasm, and when we sneeze. So here I am sneezing away and seeing if I can't experience enlightenment!"

So yes, that's why my life is better because I have hay fever today. And.... wait a minute... ah tju!!!